Diary of a flying pig: Final Transmission

Two in one day!

Make sure you read the blog below if you'd like to hear about our marathon of flights back home!
Otherwise, never ashamed to plagiarize a good idea (thanks, Michael Fields), here's a breakdown of the tour, by numbers.

Number of cast members: 8
Number of Days on Tour- 105 (for Oliver & Matt- less for the rest of us)
Number of Performances- 33
Number of Load-ins- 7
...hours worked in the longest load-in: 15 (NYC)
...hours worked in the shortest load-in: 4 (Nykobing-Sjaelland, DK)
...times Tyler called "places": 42 (notice, again, how many performances there were)
...cities Performed in: 9
...cancelled shows: 1
...workshops held: 6
...seats in the biggest capacity house: 1200 (Davenport Iowa, USA)
...seats in the smallest capacity house: 80 (Teatret Møllen, Haderslev DK)
...audience members in the biggest Audience: 250 (Davenport, IA USA)
...audience members in the smallest audience: 12 (Minneapolis, MN USA)
...sold out shows: 9
...Dell'Arte Alumni who attended the show: 48
...relatives Tyler had attend the show: 21 (9 in the USA; 12 in Denmark)
...Closing Lines Joan used in performance: 16
...significant injuries in Blue Lake: 6
... significant injuries on the road: 0
...cigarettes smoked by the Americans on tour: 70
...cigarettes smoked by the Danes on tour: 3,200
...gallons of coffee consumed by the cast: 425 (that's1608.8025 liters)
...gallons of beer consumed by the cast: 184 (696.51L)
...talkbacks scheduled: 10
...talkbacks actually had: 6
...Norwegians REALLY insulted by the show: 3
...Danish words learned by the Americans: 150
...foods eaten with completely unpronouncable names: 3
...photographs taken by the cast: 1,034
...times people got really pissed off at each other: 2
...prop rings for Anitra that were broken: 3
...arrests: 0
...near arrests: 3
...arguments Tyler & Andrew had over the English language: 17
...times Pia asked "does this make me look fat?": 34
...times Tyler said "Yes it does": 34
...times Joan almost forgot her leafy lady lump: 5
...times Lars said the "f-word": 2,103
...times Lars said the "f-word" onstage: 5
...times Malene was stopped by airport security: 4
...dates Matt went on: 21
...times Oliver asked "are you going to eat that?": 44
...times that great fun was had by all: 1,982,641

Thus ends a tour, but begins a relationship that we all know will continue on. Thanks for reading, thanks for the support, thanks for the great times, and always keep your eyes on the sky!

Over and Out-
PIG